Broken Legend: Emotionally Offline - Unisex Hoodie

Regular price: €59,99
Sale price: €59,99
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Color

Color: Beige

Size

Size: S

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Description

Sometimes responding to messages requires emotional energy you simply don’t have.

This hoodie features the painfully honest line:

“Hey sorry I didn’t text you back for two weeks. I just became completely jaded with the entire human experience. Haha… anyways, what’s up?”

A sarcastic hoodie for introverts, deep thinkers, and anyone who occasionally disconnects from the chaos of humanity. Comfortable, ironic, and brutally relatable.

Because sometimes being emotionally offline is just necessary maintenance.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.